I would have probably told him point black...”you’re the admittedly weird one here, sir.” People kill me with their foolery.

Sam Irby was definitely one of my favorite reads last year. I was literally screaming out loud at some of the stuff she said. She’s hilarious.

As an HBCU grad I really wish she would have donated these to an HBCU...but I can’t tell this woman how to live her life.

Man lissen I literally mastered #3. I do a shameful amount of online shopping and I can order 3 different pairs of pants in 3 different sizes and be right on the money every single time. It really is an art form.

OK, I’m gonna give it a listen. My friends swears he’s just another fake woke closet misogynist. LMFAO, she goes IN on him.

I have a friend girl who absolutely HATES K.Dot. I always thought she was being just a tad bit irrational BUT the more he does shit like this I can’t help but to agree.

Never heard of them, thanks for linking that.

If a man ever wants to marry me he gone have to meet me down to the courthouse. The way my cheapness is setup I could never see myself parting with that many shillings for a one day event. Nah. Nope. No.

Mannnnnn, I KNEW I could not be the only one who felt this way. I saw people online saying she was mad because the other universities offered her “money to get off welfare and out the projects” and all kinds of other disrespectful/racist adjacent things.

I’m seriously cackling in my desk.

Wow, what a great group of friends. Everyone thought my daughters dad was amazing too until the black eyes and fractured bones in my legs and eye sockets became too much to hide.

“We should measure ourselves only against the goals that matter to us and no one else.” I think my problem with this is that love is one of my ultimate goals in life. To be unable to find, or be found or achieve it is something that seriously bothers me to my core. I’d love to be my own definition of relationship…

I too, had soooooo many questions when I watched this video. Mainly, who deez whyte folk? Why dey here? I saw on the message boards a lot of people claiming mom was upset because “the other universities promised her monthly checks and to get her off welfare.” That did it for me, pissed me right off. Maybe she knows…

Twice I’ve been in a situation where the “friend” tried to date me after the breakup...so with that being said...when you go take your friends with you boo...I don’t want em. Take the fam too, messy mufuckas.

Lawd, folks do (doo) too much. Lol. See what I did there?

wait. what? this actually happened?

“Stay tuned...that’s our topic for next weeks episode.”

Yup...I can just imagine the GoFundMe dollars rolling in.

I laughed deep down into my stomach. Thanks for that. LMFAO!!!

That would actually be mandatory for episode one. They’d need to establish the fuck shit bar pretty early on in order to truly grasp their core audience.