Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner!!!

“Social media detectives” took me tf out. I can’t with yall today.

That was such a great story! Yasssss, come thru hubby and show her how it’s done! To hell with all that “scary, intimidating” nonsense.

I only agree with this because I’ve literally been dating a guy and thought “ok, he’s just not that into you girl.” Only for him to finally profess all the love and feelings he had for me. The actions matched as well, I guess he truly was just a slow moving fellow.

See Monique, ALLLLLL of this. I’ve been friends with this guy since I was 14. Started “dating” about 4 years ago off and on, on and off(insert eye roll). Buys nice gifts, takes me on amazing dates but has yet to commit. Every time I get one toe out the door, here he comes. The sad part about it is I’m literally numb…

Black version: ***I pull over to save the bunny, it hops left, hops right, hops near the fire. I’m undeterred. I MUST SAVE THIS BUNNY. I finally get a grip on it and turn around to run back to the car....just in time to see my mother jumping into the drivers seat and pulling off.*** End.

Thanks for some ACTUAL tangible information.

I’m sorry (not sorry) but from the moment I saw this video it read: inbreeding gone bad. **Kanye shrug** my emotions are too tied up in Black pain to lend itself to unnecessary causes. I was shocked to see how many athletes and celebrities rushed to support this cause. But what about all the Bla....ok never mind.

#clapbackgoals Teach me thy ways o’ expert thrower of shades.

Mannnnn lissen....if EYE would have been in the ball sweat ratio y’all would be seeing a video of my Black ass climbing on stage to deliver a mean ass left hook.

I am in no way a Global politics expert, so please enlighten me as to why Israel is so amendment in their denial of shelter for African refugees.

My point exactly...WTF does that even mean? Seriously.

I seriously don’t even know hoe you managed a clap back at the one directed towards Monique about emotional intelligence/intimacy. I couldn’t even make out WTF was being said.

I absolutely despise slow anger expressers...that shit is terrifying.

I am D O N E...

Baby those side eyes were LIFE!!!!

Never mind...

Using this logic: Ted Bundy never killed me so he couldn’t POSSIBLY be a serial killer. Lol.

Bruh. This made my entire day. I am so freaking dead. LMFAO. HE’s over Santa. Reminds me of the time my 6 year old told me she’s “done with praying” because she keeps praying for am iPad and got a Kindle. Lol.

I watched my mom try to fix my dads childhood scars for damn near 20 years. Hopefully, you’re situation will improve soon. Best wishes! Sincerely.