not one person involved in this assault would walk under their own power for the foreseeable future.

Ah, ye olde hysteria epidemic.
For those who don’t know: https://www.glamour.com/story/the-history-of-doctors-diagnosing-women-with-hysteria

My brother and I made a mixtape consisting solely of him belching.  This was in the cassette recorder days so it actually was 5 minutes of burps rather than one burp on repeat.  We then proceeded to laugh like maniacs every time we heard it.  Good times!

What a fucking shitshow. Also, I don’t get the regulations around school staff strip-searching(!!!!) children? When I trained as a teacher a decade or so ago, we were given very strict and very limited guidelines on when/how/where to touch a child. The ‘don’t strip-search them’ was implied.

Sounds like an excuse for perverts to strip search barely-pubescent girls.

I think any parent can tell you that it isn’t suspicious until you don’t hear anything coming from the kids.

When I was a kid, chicken butt got an average of 30-60 seconds of laughter every time. The kids aren’t high, that’s just how they are naturally.

I am so fucking pissed at this story. I just told a friend I want to light that entire administrative staff on fire.

I’ve taught middle school first 11 years and let me tell you they are little weirdos. They like weird things and say weird things and do weird things. They other day a group of girls was dying of laughter in class because one said she was going to own a store called Taco Shop but they wouldn’t sell tacos. And…

Giddy is the natural state of any group of 12 year old girls ever.

Thanks again - after watching that clip I went down the YouTube rabbit hole of Kevin Barnett / Lil Rel Howery comedy skits, and have been laughing since.

Such a funny and charming guy, with a unique fascination of birds. Hail Bird Luger!

That’s so sad. R.I.P. Kevin Barnett. (And he looks great in that warm, functional poncho!)

This is a sad day for NYC Comedy.
Just wanna share this sketch Kevin was in that made me laugh till tears ran down my face when I first saw it.

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

Sony Music. Of course he’s signed with Sony Music.

Yes! I mean, really. Having this dude front row at your show?? There is no excuse. Shame on them, but they can’t be shamed if no one reports who they are.

is DL Hughley still defending him as “just a kid?”

Also, at this point, he’s gotten arrested so many times for assaulting women since he beat up Rihanna, that he’s used up all of his second chances.