I’m not sure I disagree with the outcome but IVANKA WORKS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. Jenna was in college, not ignoring information about WMDs. Hoover was dead 13 years before Margaret was born so she wasn’t involved in ignoring the need for a federal lynching law.

I can’t wait for the Nikki Haley run. All the conservative women I know love Haley and they always use the “not THIS woman” excuse. I can’t wait to hear why their explanations when their husbands and friends won’t vote for her. 

I was hoping Trump’s Barbara Bush comments would be in here. Barbara and McCain have inspired me. I want to irritate someone so much, that they obsess over me months and years after I’m dead. And I don’t want them to be irritated by an actual shitty thing I might do. I want them to be angry over something petty - like…

I like the Greg Jennings greivance. He took something as a slight that was honestly, probably a slight. He then drags Rodgers in public. And now, weirdly, Rodgers isn't willing to sit down for a 1x1 interview on ESPN to help Jennings advance his broadcasting career. So weird. 

Co-signed. Also, add “littles”. 

As the creator of nine pound, one ounce and nine pound, thirteen ounce babies, there’s actually a lot of positives. 1. You don’t waste money on newborn clothes - it’s straight to 3 month sizes, which are much easier to find consignment. 2. They feel way more durable. I remember holding my five pound, seven ounce niece…

I think your expectations are too high. Still Peachy Paterno. 

Maybe off-topic but I don't get this as a strategy for any swing state other than Florida. Michigan and Ohio are around 1% Jewish each so even convincing all of them to vote Republican would only move the needle slightly. 

Maybe this says something about my taste but the Bohemian Rhapsody lyric quoted...isn’t...bad? I chuckled. 

I’m interested in others’ thoughts. Was Cohen good at his (unethical) job? Because after the hearing, I think there’s a reasonable chance that he was. It’s surprising to me because everyone around Trump seems so incompetent. Or is Cohen just the most competent Trump employee, which is inflating his abilities in my…

So I'm a white person and my opinion isn't the most important here but I feel like Lincoln has to be in the conversation. 

Never mind. 

You know, many people don't know that McCarthy was a Republican. Did you know that? A lot of people don't know that but it's being recognized more and more. 

I just literally can’t comprehend having the inflated sense of self to call myself “your all time favorite" ANYTHING. 

If not for the last sentence, Ann Coulter’s tweet could have been written by a number of my fav commentators. However, none of them would ever be ridiculous enough to declare Trump done. 

Listen Cosby attorney. You could have got away with that in 2004 but it's 2019 - we've all seen Arrested Development and that ice cream sandwich bullshit won't fly. 

Uh, this. I'm not going to make any judgements on her parenting/custody but why is this nobody out there commenting on what Hayden is up to? Yikes. 

And I believe Cardi B. knows civics and history but can we remember... her shutdown rant had her admitting she didn’t know what to do to solve the problem. And that's fine! I don't either! Citizens don’t have to be able to solve all the problems - that’s what we’re paying the people in the government for.

I’ve been thinking about this. I wonder if he thinks Saturday Night is one word? But that would mean he thinks it’s pronounced Saturdaynight and Live, which makes no sense.

I can’t say anything that hasn’t already been said about domestic violence and how we continue to fail to take it seriously enough