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It was always verrryyy clear from watching the show that Vinny knew exactly what game he was playing, more than anyone else on the show, and was clearly always in on the joke. Pretty sure Pauly D was in on it too and they both knew to play it up. They knew why they were there and what the audience came for. Anyone who…

She’s very funny on Great News! Which is a very funny show everyone should watch.

Sorry, but that’s Guy From The Leftovers That Cocopop Would Absolutely Climb Like a Tree. Since we’re going for max crassness.

I know I loved her too! She sometimes could be a little mean spirited but overall she was pretty hilarious, and seemed like a blast to hang out with.

I looooved Nicole Richie cuz of that show. She seemed to have such dry humor. I just found her hilarious. This was so long ago though

But, Paris has made a rather large fortune of her own unlike her sister so I don’t think it’s as essential for her to marry well to keep up the lifestyle.

Also, as Snooki so elegantly stated, when they smashed it was “like putting a watermelon through a pinhole”. Actually, after typing that, I’m not sure if this is a point in Vinny’s favor or not :/.

Exactly. Vinny is the one you marry. Fuck Pauly D. Kill the Situation.

Thank you. Her sister marries into money but Paris marries some second or third tier TV actor?

Nicole was always the more talented, intelligent, gorgeous one between the two. Not a contest.

She 100% bought her own ring. And we can safely assume this “fiance” will vanish into the ether in a little bit, when she gets bored and/or their relationship contract ends.

Guy From The Leftovers Who Isn’t Jen Aniston’s Husband

Fun fact! Not only is the demand for diamonds a marketing invention, but diamonds aren’t actually that rare. Only by carefully restricting the supply has De Beers kept the price of a diamond high.

I can’t imagine wanting to hang out and actually talk to Paris Hilton. She seems like the most vapid person ever and not in a fun way. I watched the simple life and at least Nicole Richie could be funny.

Fun fact! Diamonds actually aren’t forever! They are all slowly turning into graphite.

I think you’re right? I didn’t watch the show but I do remember him speaking in interviews and him sounding so much smarter than the insanity around him.

Yeah I think he got a degree in poli sci.

That’s exactly what I was going to say. Anyone who is surprised by his tweets has never watched ‘Jersey Shore’.

IIRC wasn’t Vinny the smart one, with a degree from SUNY Purchase and plans to go to law school? I mean, this isn’t Snooki or Situation we’re talking about here.