The the dumpsterfire-elect in charge it really should be called “The Shituation Room”

I want more Moise Morancys everywhere, please. What a great human being.

Moise Morancy, I hope you are out there reading these comments.

Who picks these Double Creatures anyway? There are other creatures than just cats and dogs.

To or from?

Is she the only one?

lol i’ve been on jez for years - the counterpoint is that hoarding wealth is gross and owning a 5million dollar ring is gross and if you have one, you’d be incredibly naive to flaunt it around a foreign country while you’re alone. no one’s saying anyone should be robbed. robbing is bad. crime is bad. literally no…

I. Literally. Hate. People. Like. You. No one is telling you to come on this website and comment. Fuck off.

then get the fuck off of it, you’re making no effort to see this person’s point and your counter arguments are garbage

Ummm...”jump in a lake?” And “I’m bad”??? How old are you? 12?

Who’s calling her a dumb birch here? It’s getting to the point where you can’t ask what what someone’s thought process without being labeled a racist, rape apologist, and now robbery victim blamer. What’s so hard to understand about risky behavior involves risky consequences? Why do many A-list celebs have bodyguards?…

Apply ice directly to the burn

I’m presently doing definitive work on the Consumption Of Comic Books In The Context Of My Sofa with an Intense Parallel Exploration of Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. 

Will need samples to decide whether your case has merit.

It’s good to see 4 Non Blondes getting some work again, though.

I like SJP, but all you need to know is that Amy Sedaris is the godmother of her son. She's cool.

lol no. No, dude. I am here to tell you. No. Eta I hope no one gives you stars

“I am more familiar with Kim Kardashian’s nipples than I am my own.”

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.