I highly recommend cocaine.

“At the second-busiest business on the planet, with the most contagious disease on the planet, 134 people got a rash, some got a fever. No one died. ... That incident is proof there is no problem whatsoever, and that we have this thing completely under control.” (The Times notes that actually, “Of the 110 Californians…

As someone who will use the men’s bathroom when the line for the women’s is too long I can say with certainty that public facilities for either sex are pretty much equally disgusting. Let’s do away with bathroom gender an focus on a public campaign to shame people who pee all over the seat.

Kanye owns. If you don’t agree, ya’ll are haters. I HAVE SPOKEN.

Legs are important in futbol soccer. One uses them to “kick” the inflated futbol soccer ball.

Right there with you. He played the long game and look what’s happened in the last two weeks. He’s ending his race with a sprinter’s kick.

That attitude explains so much about the right’s reaction to every civil rights cause ever. Like, I imagine this guys grandfather or great-grand at the time of the suffragettes, “I’d like for you to have a vote, women, but then I’d have to give up my vote. So I’m a no on that.”

CAN NOT LOOK AWAY. WILL NOT SLEEP. WILL NOT EAT. WILL DIE RIGHT HERE. WITH THIS IMAGE THE LAST THING I SEE. thanks a lot dude.

This is the original photo. I was taking a bath and these chuckle heads decided to judge me.

clearly damon

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPE-A

He added that incorrect priced items could always be refunded