Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

I love when men are forced to look their privilege in the face, can’t handle thinking that their cultural superiority is artificially made, and run away screaming about being the real victims.

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN MASTURBATING W ONE’S OWN TEARS, FP

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN RECOMMENDING GREYS, FP

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN BEING A MAN BABY, FP

what a bunch of babies

I know, right. Its a brilliant piece of entrapment for them (even if it was totally unintentional).

Who are these women who side with men on every.single.damn.thing? Who are these women who refuse to believe that gender wage gap is real? Who are these women that think they “don’t need feminism” because women in other countries have it worse (so we should just stop trying, I guess)? I simply don’t understand this…

I had an English teacher once who used to say "the guilty dog barks first." I tip my hat to him for giving me the perfect saying to encompass this situation.

Dial “0” on the pink telephone.

That is a DAD. A guy who steps into the breech whatever the situation is for his kids because nothing else is more important. Mad respect.

My dad is the king of awkwardness. He is also Star Trek Dad of the year.

One of my favorite memories of my dad is this time he came home from work and sitting in his chair. He leaned back and the chair kept going back until it was completely on the ground. It was so slow and oddly gentle. He just broke his chair. It was a swivel chair and the base just let go. My dad was still in his suit…

god, he was hot even without the muscles. lisa bonet has picked the best baby daddies in the history of baby daddies.

prediction: by the end of the film, the child will succumb to diabetes and the wife will fall off the dock all over again, forcing Will Ferrell to relive the worst moment of his life besides making this movie.

It’s basically spaghetti pie. Don’t know if it would last long on a stick.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY: I INVENTED SPAGHETTI TACOS

Our 10 year high school reunion was supposed to be a $45 Mexican buffet in a funeral home. Not enough people bought tickets so it just got canceled. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I can’t stop laughing.

What kind of glorious wizardry is this?!?! WANT NOW!

I missed last week’s so didn’t get to say this then, but last Friday I resubmitted my PhD thesis (with major corrections)! It still could use a lot of work, especially the discussion, but it’s so much better than it originally was and I actually feel PhD-worthy!