Came here to say that. That’s a sad answer even for a pseudo celebrity.

Do do do, da

Awesome, thanks! Snatched up my free birthday gift too while I was at it :)

Awesome, thanks! Snatched up my free birthday gift too while I was at it :)

I love toast but would never choose it when pizza is present!

This is exciting! IMO Jen Kirkman does the best Drunk History episodes. Back on Funny or Die.

There are SO many The (blank)s Wife books. I recently realized that (over several years) I have read The Zookeeper’s Wife, The Paris Wife, The Soldier’s Wife, The Time Traveler’s Wife, and The Traitor’s Wife. I’m drawn to books with female protagonists so that’s probably partially attributable, but I agree it’s…

South Park is covering this “good old days” concept really well this season. It’s very funny.

Team Andy Cohen on this one.

BONUS: when you find them in the kitchen days later, they look like little mouse turds.

Bobby’s description is probably just a few months off. I’m sure eventually they will all be exes.

I read it a few times but I don’t think it’s right. Brother’s ex girlfriend? I’m confused!

MacGruber, yes!

Ugh I can’t read another word about this douche. I am sorry that it is part of the jobs of the writers at Jez to have to keep up with the constant insanity. It is going to be a difficult four years, to say the least.

Ha I guess I should’ve figured, coming from Vicki.

Who is Ding Dong?? The people need to know!

I waited in line for over an hour and a half to vote in NJ. I couldn’t agree with you more, Madeleine. It matters!

There was a sweet interview with him in the NYT a few days ago. Just heartbreaking. He said that when he told his daughter, she referenced the movie Inside Out and said something like “I guess Sadness is doing her job right now”. <\3

Siri sucks!

Can you tell me who Posey and Thorne are so I don’t have to look it up?

Not even! More like some light apps!