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Or the always classic Karl Rove “feelings” takedown:
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Counterpoint: “Santa just IS white, you guys.”
Who is a fan of fucking Matt Barnes? This is Matt Barnes, isn’t it?
It did make me wonder if Hannity and Christie take turns fellating Trump? Maybe one gets busy with that while the other works on the shoes, then they switch? Still confused about where that leaves Giuliani, though.
Okay, but what about the moment when Hillary Clinton quoted Michelle Obama’s convention speech and said something like “that was a beautiful speech Michelle Obama wrote,” while onstage next to the man whose wife plagiarized a beautiful speech Michelle Obama wrote?
He allowed her to keep her title? Allowed her? Thanks so much, you jolly, benevolent, master of the universe, flaming Cheeto-faced piece of dung. Thanks loads.
Not quite the same thing, but one of my favorite Kinja comments ever was on an article about a teacher who instructed his students to create a Venn diagram of George W. Bush and Hitler:
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I am so happy the Megyn Kelly thing was on here, because goddamn was it perfect. And Kara perfectly summed up my feelings for Megyn- 99% of the time she is terrible, horrible, no-good, and very bad. But that other 1% is when she does things like this, and I can’t help but love her. Also, this:
The line drawn between Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump is both obvious and invisible—like it was etched using a thick black marker with ink only the sane can see.
What about when Hillary talked about Michelle Obama’s amazing speech at the DNC convention? Melania shade?
The one thing that can unite Linguists and English teachers everywhere: Trump must be stopped.
Well, that’s quite a list.
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No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.
Someone called Hannity!!
In Russia, Cathrine the Great rides you?
Counter-argument: ingrained sexism contributes far more to the closeness of the polls than Clinton’s own foibles.
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