I disagree. He’s skating with his head up the whole way in and he lifts his stick right as he’s about to hit him. Honestly, I think the most incriminating thing is that after the hit he doesn’t even slow down, he just keeps right on skating. If that had been a surprise or a mistake I feel like he would’ve reacted more…

But you cannot deny that Inception had a top ending...

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

I think I heard some years back that there was a patent on some kind of super-fuel efficient carburetor, and Big Oil bought it up and put it on ice to keep things status quo in the fuel industry. I can totally see something like that happening.

Yes, I’ve been looking for an accountant who openly admits to not paying attention when hundreds of thousands of dollars are on the line. I’m sure my taxes and financial well-being will be in good hands with this guy.

There is no greater avatar of the power of white privilege in all of music than Macklemore.

She lifted that joke from Patrice plane and simple. No grey area what so ever.

Here’s the one from Wendy Liebman. It’s pretty blatant.

I was going to post the video of the evidence, but it was apparently removed earlier today because of copyright infringement.... But there is this video:

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite story from The Jordan Rules, the Sam Smith fly-on-the-wall book of the ‘92 season. Here’s the quote, from p. 130:

*to his teenage son*

It’s at least 25 degrees here today, or as the weatherman calls it "HEAT WAVE". It was -40 this weekend and one thing about Minnesota, there will always, no matter the weather, be someone standing in the mall parking lot, in shorts and a t-shirt, smoking a cigarette.

Who would you prefer they direct their complaint to, Accounting? DO YOUR JOB AND STOP GOOGLING KEVIN BACON MEMES AND USING UP ALL THE FIRM’S BANDWIDTH, KENNETH

I used to work with a guy who called addresses an “earl” instead of URL. He also pointed to things with his middle finger.