I like this answer, but I don’t think most people will. While his show seems to focus on what we could call, generic American cars he definitely seems to be down with the you like it, you drive, so good for you philosophy. Which would honestly be nicer to see, more car guys just acknowledging other people tastes as…

What about the Count from Counting Cars on History (Danny Koker)

Come on, come on, COME ON? What are you talking about?

This Guy

/trololo

Suicide doors. They are even starting to get phased out in extended cab trucks

Ram MegaCab has nothing on this CarriageCab.

previous generation galants:

Pissed off truck is pissed off.

Dodge Charger Hellcat

That? Yeah. Definitely not fitting. This, on the other hand...

Escort: Beautiful, Charming, gives you pleasure.

What they should have called it, Ford Pull your ass over or the Ford Wiu Wiu

A Nissan Stagea with a Skyline face. What could be better?:

How about the metric of “routine maintenance and repair costs?”
Whoops. You lose.

This:

Meanwhile, Ted Cruz considers a similar tactic.

This jerk ruining a future classic with his gas guzzling douche-mobile.

Learn from the masters I guess...

WHAT?? WHAT??