“whatever you are paying Esther, treble it.”

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I have the utmost sympathy to anyone going through menopause. Hot flashes and other issues are completely miserable. Menopause or andropause, people have absolutely zero idea how many things the sex hormones (estrogen or testosterone) play a part in. That is, until you either start messing with them, or they start…

What's the point of trying to convince couples to marry when they're not ready? That is gross and I don't blame you for getting tired.

I feel a subscription to “Good Old Days” magazine is in our future.

thermosas are ok right?

“I guess I’ll just tell her about Santa, then.”

For the uninitiated, the book—which is a relatively short 28 pages

Oh you told her that the creepy elf-doll isn't actually watching every thing she does because she was having toddler-panic attacks about it? WELL IMMA TELL HER SANTA ISN'T REAL!! was a pretty damn assy reaction to the whole situation.

Waste of drugs. Nobody that bought the toys would ever open the box.

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

...I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but they only showed her face. Like, you can’t tell from her face that she’s plus sized. Granted, they are selling makeup, but isn’t that a pretty common criticism of the way we show plus size women in ads and in magazines. Like if Adele is on the cover of a magazine, it’s pretty much…

Do you not realize that people in modern day America can work everyday and still not be able to properly feed their families or keep a roof over their heads?

Lots of healing time. And, not going to lie, good meds. All hail Zoloft!

“Most of the respondents were young, white married men who are worried that the presence of women in their small teams could create complications in their home life, sexual harassment or affairs. They believe the risk could affect the family-like trust of the group.”

It had me, and absolutely everybody I knew when it came out, totally bamboozled. It’s unfortunate you didn’t get to enjoy the sudden realization the way most people did.

And then couple that with a jujitsu-style transition: “...so how’s your son doing at college?”

Ah so, “No I don’t want children because the world is a shitty fucked up place and I hate it, I wouldn’t wish it upon someone I love and I will always resent you for giving birth to me.” may be a bit harsh then?

Now imagine what we could do with it if we funneled all of it into the NIH, biosciences, and public health research. We might have become transcendent beings or some shit.

$5 trillion dollars is an amazing figure. For that we could not only be back on the moon, but have regular tea service while you waited for your Mars shuttle to launch from Luna Space Elevator.