What's the point of trying to convince couples to marry when they're not ready? That is gross and I don't blame you for getting tired.

I feel a subscription to “Good Old Days” magazine is in our future.

thermosas are ok right?

“I guess I’ll just tell her about Santa, then.”

For the uninitiated, the book—which is a relatively short 28 pages

Oh you told her that the creepy elf-doll isn't actually watching every thing she does because she was having toddler-panic attacks about it? WELL IMMA TELL HER SANTA ISN'T REAL!! was a pretty damn assy reaction to the whole situation.

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

...I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but they only showed her face. Like, you can’t tell from her face that she’s plus sized. Granted, they are selling makeup, but isn’t that a pretty common criticism of the way we show plus size women in ads and in magazines. Like if Adele is on the cover of a magazine, it’s pretty much…

Lots of healing time. And, not going to lie, good meds. All hail Zoloft!

“As for the concerns regarding mental toughness and possible romantic entanglements: fuck off, entitled gross dudes.”

As I was reading this article I turned to my coworker, exasperated, and ranted about the exact same thing. How about you guys just choose not to be assholes and cheat on your wives or sexually harass…

“Most of the respondents were young, white married men who are worried that the presence of women in their small teams could create complications in their home life, sexual harassment or affairs. They believe the risk could affect the family-like trust of the group.”

And then couple that with a jujitsu-style transition: “...so how’s your son doing at college?”

Ah so, “No I don’t want children because the world is a shitty fucked up place and I hate it, I wouldn’t wish it upon someone I love and I will always resent you for giving birth to me.” may be a bit harsh then?

We had seven cats for a while. My sister in law gave up her two cats, my husband took them. He then begged for a kitten. Two years later, we moved, we got one. Our idiot friends were jealous and got a kitten. Their dogs attacked it. Cat #4. A year later we found a starving kitten and fixed it up and found it a home.…

Come on. It’s not because he’s a black athlete, it’s because he’s an athlete, period. What other athletes are as well read and well spoken as Kareem? As this article points out, Tom Brady is mainly a fan of Trump because they golf together. Matt Harvey has also thrown his support behind Trump’s golf courses. That’s…

you’re an idiot

I’d probably have that many pets if I was rich and lived in a mansion, because I follow so many rescue groups on Facebook and am devastated by my inability to help the really desperate cases :(

Because he’s an athlete. Why are you creating a false narrative that this insightful comment is somehow politically incorrect? Did you read his passage in the aforementioned column? It was brilliant. The question was, why do people not talk about Kareem the scholar? And your idiotic and inane response was, why is…

How many public figures from the world of sports do you know who can prompt this kind of discussion? If Curt fucking Schilling can attract attention and debate with his inane Twitter bullshit, why not Kareem?

Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.