Dave’s not here, man.

More likely to me is iinsurance rates go through roof for self driven cars

Minute 16?

I wish the surgical mask-wearing when sick would catch on here in the US. I hate having a runny nose, and if it was acceptable to do so, I would stuff wads of tissue in each nostril and then hide the fact that I had done so behind a surgical mask every time I got sick.

I got to ask...if you are working outside and you forget something inside do you actually stop, unlace your boots, remove your boots, grab that thing,put your boots on, relace your boots and go back outside? Seems like a lot of work to me. I remove them when I am done going out for the day, but that is the extent of…

Your mother sounds like an unreliable narrator, and perhaps the psychologist didn’t agree with her at all and that’s what she went on to tell you because she warps things in her mind to fit. Either way she needs help and you need to look out for yourself.

Even if climate change wasn’t a thing at all, how can you see cleaner energy as a bad thing?

Corgan has never been as deep or important as he thinks he is. And his vocals suck.

I wanna hug it.

That lizard is too damn big.

if karma is real than Zimmerman’s gonna wake up to find the universe has replaced testes with live grenades at this point

Coldplay is Radiohead for people who thought The Spice Girls were really edgy.

And I’m going to eat ice cream for breakfast while I do it, god dammit!

Is this going to stop me from binge-watching Arrow this weekend? No it will not, because I am a goddamn grownup.

Yes it does. And besides, you’re naive to think you’re not spending 30 minutes walking and taking public transportation that you would in the city to do the exact same thing.

I grew up in rural and small towns. It’s pretty fucking awful in a lot of ways, to be honest. Being close to nature doesn’t compensate for having to drive thirty miles to find a fucking pair of pants.

Sometimes, the quiet guy sizing you up is more of a threat than the loud mouth screaming that he's gonna to kick your ass.

They're brittish, what would you expect?

If this was the Canadian air force all we'd hear is "Excuse me, sorry to bother you.....excuse me, sorry to bother you."

For a threat, they still sound entirely way too polite.