He was born into Billions!!! Don’t you read the ads at the bottom of webpages??

Yeah, every time someone rushes to say we need to overturn this memo, I’m left wondering, how would Republicans have weaponized the ability to indict a sitting President against Obama? Because you know they would have if they could have, even if it was utterly without merit, just for political reasons. Can you imagine…

Guillotines 2020

Update: I’m so glad I got high this morning. 

Is there an over under on total number of tweets from him today?

Well if it’s consensual, then that’s definitely more some Clinton stuff.

4chan has probably already created and convinced itself that there is a liberal conspiracy within the FBI to frame white supremacists as terrorists.

I’d really like to see this, but the anchor of the local CBS affiliate in Oklahoma City has gone full Trumper, publishing video editorials endorsing telling people to go back to their countries and arguing, based on a trip that he took to the Ft. Sill detention center when it was run by different people 5 years ago,…

Apparently we’re not “the one” state that’s backwards on this then. Good luck fellow sufferer!

My parents gave me an NES with laser and powerpad accessories for my 7th or 8th Christmas around 1990. They told me to take it over to my aunt and uncle’s house to show my cousins. My older cousins who were in highschool and college at the time basically took it from me and played it for all of Christmas day without…

I really wish he’d live up to his promise of “opening up the libel laws.” I’d love to see Rep. Omar sue him for these.

Indefinite detention of American born citizens based on skin color. That’s where we are now. 

Random, tangentially related aside:

Well I carry my Passport card in my wallet because I live in Oklahoma, the one state in this country that refuses to adopt the Real ID standards, meaning that whenever the feds stop coddling our lawmakers with exceptions, I won’t be able to use my state ID to board a plane. Back when…

Flag the stories about this for 2021 if we have a Democratic President and every conservative you know starts acting like the debt ceiling is the biggest crisis to ever hit this country. 

Look at you with this prediction!

Agreed. That moment was amazing. Hemsworth’s stretch from Ragnarok to Endgame was so much fun that I almost ignored all of the warnings and went to see MIB international. 

Star Benedict Cumberbatch gives off an unpleasantly uptight vibe throughout, and the entire magical realm continues to coexist with all the other Marvel stuff fairly awkwardly. But the far-out visuals—even the ones ripped off directly from Inception—make Doctor Strange well worth your time. I saw it while high out of…

The amount of American history that is required to understand this comment virtually guarantees that it’s going to go over the head of every single Trump supporter. 

The first thing I do every morning is check the news to see if he died overnight. One of these mornings I’m finally going to be happy. 

It’s Friday, and I think I’m going to go drink myself into a stupor and grade some papers.