Everyone else: the horror! the horror!

Me: I finally know what I saved those last two hits of acid for.

In hindsight, the Union soldiers should have taken a page out of that Old Testament Bible that Conservatives love so much, and massacred every man, woman, child, and animal in the former Confederacy.

10/10 we’d have a better country today.

You can perfect a security interest or lien in intellectual property so there may be a theory that gets you there, but I’ve never seen it done. 

I don’t normally go around quoting Chris Matthews for multiple reasons, but at one point during Trump’s first year, I caught part of his show where he made the statement, “The only thing that will get Donald Trump out of office is the Constitutional two term limit.”

Sadly, I think he may have been right.

Wanted more Biblical programming on television is not a reason to run for Senate. It’s a reason to found and then bankrupt a tv production company. 

You realize that New York was a Dutch Colony right? and that Florida was a Spanish Colony? and New Orleans a French Colony?

Have you ever been to a Six Flags theme park? I know that’s normally not a venerable academic source, but you don’t even have to be literate to see the other flags that have flown over parts of…

This NYTimes article might have been shit, but it’s not like it was the only thing they posted about it.  They actually ran another headline calling him a raging racist.

Which of Obama’s executive actions was a direct contradiction of a Supreme Court ruling against his administration?

Take all of my stars.