Stop trying to force your liberal ideas about birth control down their throats and let them instead deny you health care because of their religious ideas.

Really, Lance. You went with outing Roosevelt and not Lincoln?

That is that clever coded language of greedy teachers wanting actual wages and benefits.

I don't get champagne. I don't like it at all. I would not drink over drinking champagne.

#teampie #teamcaffeine

#teamcat #teamcaffeine

Clowns?!

Warning!

The thing with etiquette is that you are right. It is almost equally rude to expect a +1 or to reply with a date when you weren't given one.

I am of the sane thought it isn't "your wedding" so much as it is a party you are hosting to celebrate the beginning of your marriage. These are your guests. If I invited a friend to a sit down dinner I would ask if they were bringing someone.

IMO it would be ruder to invite without guest.

Econ 101: You do what you can afford. If you can't invite every person with a guest you invite who you can with a guest.

Yeah I don't like to harp on etiquette because some of it is very not feminist and demeaning for women but things like giving adults guests kind of bothers me. Mr and I didn't invite old friends, room mates, etc. because we provided +1 for every person. We also had the bare essentials as far as wedding stuff.

Etiquette 101: any adult invited to an event is given a plus one.

Boom! I know it is kind of hypocritical to my thing about making assumptions about their marriage based on song lyrics but cherry picking is terrible.

Mr and I just planned our budget so every person over 18 had a guest. It is just kind of what you do around here. It also avoided the idea of as an outside party valuing who was in more meaningful relationships.

She was with the same person for 10 years. Married him in 2008. In order for you to find a quote about her only having been with him you had to look pretty far and wide. Notice a lot of people aren't aware of this "virgin" branding she is supposedly doing. I would then guess she was just being honest about herself…

She's only ever had sex with one man (or so she'll have us believe)

She is complimenting. If she was making it a priority it would say priority. I mean cmon it is kind of reaching.

I don't see how talking about helping compliment his bank account can be turned into her taking a back seat in their relationship.