Please tell me there will be a live open post review! I f-ing die for those. They are hilarious and help my work day fly.

She is McGuyver's niece.

I always stop reading when I see "I am going to get flamed but".

I am not speculating. I am responding to everyone who does not understand how a person could get jail time for theft.

And if you know anything about the movies you know that it wouldn't work. She would just seduce the officer into releasing her and then kill him.

That doesn't mean she wasn't charged with felony theft.

Services for a casino could push it over $600 if the add on security, security equipmenylt, and the pay of employees involved.

Every five years when I go to "the gym" I definitely give sideyes. It is because don't know what the hell I am doing. I am usually think "He/she looks like they know what to do. I will follow their lead." I didn't know anyone noticed.

Wiki answers says the dollar amount for felony theft is $250. If she had priors she is almost for sure getting time.

Have everyone with their BMI on their shirt at the gym. I know plenty of skinny people that would be getting judgemental stares.

I just posted this to someone else but Wiki answers lists the dollar as mount for felony theft at $250. If she had a prior she is doing time.

Wiki answers just said the dollar amount for a felony theft is $250. If she had a prior that pretty much means she is doing time.

I don't think I have a problem with Kim's mom leaking the sex tape. She is obviously her manager and that is what a manager would encourage a person who wanted fame to do.

Bristol, Branch, Willow, Track, Trig, Piper. Every time I hear her kids names I feel like she is a secret hippie.

I don't see a problem with her taking Valium or sleeping pills. I can not imagine the stress of divorce and all this tabloid fun.

What about baby humps? Black Eyed Peas "My Humps". Replace "lady" with "baby".

Steering hazardous drivers into golfing hazards.

This is just like Christians that are against public aid, programs, and healthcare. What was it Jesus preached again?

That is exactly what I was going to comment!

Very true. I forgot about how I use to get that every once in a while from former single friends. I was obviously jealous of their single lifestyle. This was confusing because, other than sleeping with other men, there was nothing about their lifestyle I couldn't do.