It is really hard for me to not get defensive of Shakira. Inevitable by is f-ing perfection.

I'm confused. Usually when a female star trashes her peers in such a backhanded manner in interviews and crashes parties we call it a trainwreck.

It is comforting to see men who trust me and I do love this tumblr but seriously it isn't men writing these tumblrs that scare me.

Wait till they get really bold with the Biblic references. Codename: Jesus.

I'm still mad of the upset when ice cream beat out milkshake. C'mon now.

How? Are you a witch? Teach me your ways?

You can't just spend because you have money. The government and especially the military has budgets and rules for spending.

I'm speaking logically and stating facts. Also, most of the time animals have to be smuggled out of these countries because of strict border controls.

It is much more complicated than that. Would you pay several grand to transport the dog?

It is much more complicated than that. Would you pay several grand to transport the dog?

Military persons are not to interact and care animals. I don't know the specifics but I do know it is real.

Military persons are not to interact and care animals. I don't know the specifics but I do know it is real.

So you are saying dog lovers are insecure and fear rejection.

OMGZ MEOWZ >WOOFS!

We love going away for weekends!

Adding it to my must read list.

I completely agree. My husband didn't like this theory of mine because his brothers are all self proclaimed dog lovers and anti cats. I think they prove my point.

I HATE when I say anything like "omgz cute puppyz!" and I get a response of "I thought you were a cat person."

He lives.

The book itself is very to the point and not overly sappy.