If they do do it say "Well obviously you are very insecure and desperately seeking the approval of others. I can't date someone like that."

Teeth doesn't automatically mean bad. It really depends on what he is into and how much teeth and the amount of pressure with your teeth.

First date requirement: have them show you how they kiss on their own hand.

It wasn't in all caps but okay. I wasn't trolling for a response but as with any post on Jez, I was trying to make you reflect on your situation and what you posted. I post similar sentiment to other people and I don't get nearly as heated a response.

I got that when I did weight watchers.

My bigger pet peeve is when I hold the door for a few and I end up holding it forever.

Clitoris.

Is there a heirarchy chart? Fat fat, skinny fat, fat skinny, skinny skinny?

Your 1/3 mac n cheese almost made me howl bc I too am 1/3 mac n cheese. My best friend mentioned it in her speach at my wedding.

His first used teeth. Not in the enjoyable way. After that I think he had that experience in the back of his mind when getting head.

Ah yes. Why sit on a couch in an office when you can have red wine and a laptop?

#crapemailfromadude

I had an ex that found it awkward and couldn't maintain his arousal. He was very self conscious. On the other hand, my husband told me he didn't like it because he had never had good head. Then he met me and he fell in love.

If you don't want honest responses, don't post. I'm sorry what I said upset you.

But they aren't having the marriage annulled. They are getting a divorce.

I have the 4 seasons of The Tudors but I was originally watching Upstairs, Downstairs. Only one season is on Netflix and they had all 5 a week or so ago.

I thought a bangover was the day after lots of sex.

I was going to respond with a "Well why don't you..." but it sounds like you don't like weddings.

I'm trying to send you some love, strength, and comfort.

I might have watched the entire first season of The Tudors.