Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.

Is this the nail in the coffin of my Trent Reznor/Tori Amos romance fantasy?

How wha? How did she "never knowingly" consume but claim to consume it? Is she saying she is just a compulsive liar?

@pssshwhatever: It is on Cartoon Network every once in a while. It has its moments of hilarity but it is relatively mediocre.

Anytime I see a woman wearing white I can not help but think of The Critic episode with his daughter picking out her debutante dress.

@Theologica: Thank you for having no sense of humor and completely ignoring the point.

I wish they would have gone with an incredibly literal and tacky translation of Eat.Pray.Love. Bacon slacks anyone?

@Theologica: THANK YOU FOR THE CAPS AND TRIPLE POST!

@TheJubjubBird: I didn't expect a response but the entire "quit yer bitchin" response is a bit disapointing.

@Donovanesque: I understand but the entire tone of the open letter is dissmissive of serious concerns.

@Asmo: If I accuse someone of oppression, they should respond. Not the party they are supposedly oppressing.

@zap rowsdower: It was also a question of the behavior of men on the show.

Why is it women vs women? Why not the men responding?

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: I also wanted to know how they felt about this but I think this just comes off as a ladies v ladies issue and takes the original issue into an entirely different direction.

The question rages on:

@yvanehtnioj: Her assistant just put scotch tape of a bottle of Advil and wrote "Rhino Horn Diet Pills." The assistant rolls her eyes every time she takes them.

@Tippi Hedren: Thanks for the heads up. Do not need that kind of case of the sads.

Run Wyclef!

Why, Glenn? Why must you take that one glimmer of superiority from me? Why oh why? What am I without the superior aiblity to wrap a present?

@bonita applebum: The difficult decisions that come with the day off.