A grey bag?! Really, Amber!? I expected more from you.

I bet those mirrors in the weight room really come in handy.

@littlebear: Thanks for realzie. I'm wondering how I didn't notice that typo.

@paperispatient: As do I! I would say that if this technique worked, I would need wheelbarrow.

@morninggloria: You gots so smerts wit dem sumtimes.

Jewel, you have made me want an iPad. Damn it!

@morninggloria: Sometimes when yous gets all educated and smerts wit yous comments I get all sexi feelins.

I love when Christianity comes in the flavor of Hypocrisy.

@Evan_Cohen: Your daughter needs to deal with repercussions and punishments that result from of her decisions.

Yes. I am growing to love your writing, Tavi.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): If I'm not pear, or curvy, or etc. what am I and how will I ever know what to wear?

@velma: She is a massage therapy worker. He is the former VP. Inconvenient Truth.

@nicnack74: Which is odd because the basic cotton panties are pretty sexy.

Do you mean to say that women are not constantly wearing sexy matching panty bra sets?

#9 M. Night Shyamalan's wife's back leg is about sznap.

I know why it was dismissed in 2009.

@CurtCole: I know they will be using the internet but only if Gore gives them permission.

"Auf Wiedersehe" Just like Mommy taught me.

@I, Zombie Normal: or.... wax makes people happy.

@paperispatient: Pshaw who cares as long as you are enjoying your sex.