Pahleez. Angie has nothing on my aunt who has refered to her youngest as her lesbian/butch [I don't like using the word she uses] since the girl was born.

Jealous. I had to settle for mini skirts and fishnets at 16.

@Tippi Hedren: I was thinking the same thing. I settled for fishnets, miniskirts, dr martens, spiked hair, and my go to Albert Einstein shirt.

Love child

@sara-without-an-h: I was thinking the same thing. I consider myself a love child. My mommy and daddy decided they really really loved each other.

@laetitiae: That sounds delicious.

@laetitiae: Do you also have a Wendy's frosty?

I'm waiting for my friend to come over. We are going to sit on the porch and gossip and drink and gossip and drink and then eat and then drink more.

@apexx0089: [jezebel.com]

@amywon: This is somewhat true. They do sell different fits though. Based on the placket length, I do not think it is a classic fit but rather the more modern fitted ones.

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: I was thinking the same thing! If I had only been an intern in DC...

Orange ya glad your photo isn't on Jezebel to be picked apart?

Is that an unidentified Twilight fan Jez?!

@amywon: It is a visuals trick that is also used in store displays. Rubberband or clip the spare fabric on the back. If you look upthread, it appears that the original photo is posted.

@t-yo3: I don't think there is a difference between critiquing the body size of all adults and an adult model. The adult model in the photo is person also. They aren't just some soul-less being whose body we can call "disturbing."

Imagine BULLDOG had found #groupthink and posted there.

@pastanaut: I always think "Do I want my future MIL to read this?" It helps a lot.

Bulldog?!

@buymecandy: Evolution?! What is that?! If evolution existed why can't dogs talk?!*

You know he is saying "Look what I find!" That pointing is a dead give away for toddlers.