I'm sure if I stopped mid-fooling around and sprayed something on Future Mr Banana's penis he would "last" a lot longer.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I plan on bringing a picture of Shaun White to my hairdresser. I want his hair.

Kelly, I just can not support the velvet in summer or the faded purple hair. You are seriously reminding me more and more of my Catechism teacher.

"If my penis size were determined by the distance between my thumb and pointer finger..."

@Tiff M: Yes. *adds to list*

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: oh to grow up gagged and blindfolded

@the zeeba is your mamacita: I think they are tacky. I think plastic flowers are tacky. I think carnations are ugly. My opinions.

@the zeeba is your mamacita: I'm planning my wedding right now and I am looking forward to sharing an intimate [although somewhat public] moment with my husband for the first time.

@WaffleCopter: Honestly? If you do not respect marriage and really think it is just "a totally effed leftover from more patriarchal times" then do not get married.

@LilySavage: Nope never.

@Tiff M: We are banning the chicken dance and the electric slide. This is one of the few requests of Future Mr Banana as far as wedding planning goes and I agree.

@Bad_Romance: I'm only referencing the wedding being just a party commentary. Also, the reception has a lot of tradition in it that makes it more than just a party.

@Penny: The entrance isn't new but I don't think I have seen unique songs for each couple. Also, I don't think I would notice. They introduce the bridal party and it is the first introduction of the newly married couple.

@WaffleCopter: It is a ceremony and a public demonstration of the importance of my relationship and the lifelong commitment we are making to each other.

@quatrevingtquatre: I'm thinking of Al Green's Let's Stay Together. The problem is the sound has a sound like a break up happened before.

@paperispatient: Do you mean when he reveals she is pregnant at the rehearsal? I almost died when I saw that one.

@WaffleCopter: But for most it isn't "just a party." Just saying.

@SUNNY1: I would enjoy it more as a nice slow dance. It is usually the first time the couple can actually talk and slow down between the ceremony, pictures, and arrival at the reception. It isn't completely private but it is a reflection of their commitment to each other. The song usually represents their…

@closetalker11: Not when there is tandem bicycle stationary!

@closetalker11: NO THEY ARE NOT!