If anyone else goes to hookah bars you are equally horrified by the idea someone deepthroated the mouthpiece.

@#c23626061:Go Girl img fail.

@definitelynotjessica: My rage is just building and building.

This is pretty much by age. Nice try, Seventeen, but I will still wear my pigtails.

@definitelynotjessica: Since it SATC2 snark wouldn't it be a giant Cosmo of snark?

11:38 Samantha called her butler Paula Abdul.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Between this and the tabloid reviews I think she is up for sainthood.

11:32 Miranda is explaining to Samantha that you're supposed to cover up

If every snark comment in the post were transformed into water all of us would drown.

11:20 Carrie might be disappointed with marriage. BTW, Carrie's new book is called I Do. Do I?

Is anyone else tempted to sneak out of work now?

@vamvaki_poulaki: If only that were accurate for 80s fashion.

You spin me right round, baby

Lance Bass reminds me of my not so secret desire to have a glam squad.

@twisted_martini: YES to this! Why does it always have to be an adversary instead of working together?

@ronniedobbs: The thing is that there are women who are that size and this is not helpful/positive.

@Tippi Hedren: I was about to add that. Some sexy lesbian innuendo for the gentleman "reader".

Body shaming: comes in every size/shape.

Please tell me also that this study was funded by the grant money that would have provided me employment at the non-profit last year that I wanted so badly.

She did no better or worse than any other beauty show out there.