@AraRichards: God parents only serve religious roles.

Think of how many people went into producing this ad. Compiling the "nude" shoes, deciding the title, the wording, description, format.

@dialing_footnoterphone: Ginger high five!

@anteup: Possible. I just picked that up from this line.

@Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: It is my general reaction to the way the author refers to Emma.

This is my response to the statement calling a child unlovable.

I was really lost about the request to take the daughter after a few months. Not just the fact of forcing the author to, as she puts it, "put my life on hold" but the safety of the child is at risk.

@WrittenPyramids: I was drinking water and just spit some of it out when I read the part about you seeing her theatre resume.

@strangelittlegirl: I get the same. Just because I have bad dating stories does not mean I allow men to walk all over me [Carrie.]

@Caeristhiona.the.Fresh.Prince.of.JezeBelAir: We had one that actually referenced it but had some obscure source. It was literally copy pasted from wiki.

@Caeristhiona.the.Fresh.Prince.of.JezeBelAir: I would remove the Community college slam there and broaden it to all people in higher level education.

I may not be a Lost fan but taking credit for someone else's work grates my cheese. I have a few more tag suggestions:

Is anyone else highly even more disturbed that the model apparently has an IV?

@eleanorstrousers: That is an excellent point. I think being called Miranda is the only one that isn't a complete insult.

This may be derogatory and wrong but she is his Mrs. Beard.

@emfish55: I'm fucking sick of being told "I'm a Miranda." This is code for you are an aware bitchy redhead.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I should have added this to my post but I will buy a ticket to a different movie and go see this. I'm kind of worried that I will get busted because SATC2 will sell out.

Almost as sexy as the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley kiss.

I will be seeing it Thursday night possibly. I will go, in my pajamas with a McFlurry in my friends oversized purse. We will watch, laugh, enjoy, scowl, and then critique.