mirrorediceman
BigBadBert
mirrorediceman

Starred for use of rookery.

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

“Zombie Dodge” is a wonderful name for a racing team. Someone should capitalize on that.

We’ve all got Craigslist stories like this... but the difference here is that yours are actually enjoyable to read.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Gotta be more sanitary than the public pools.

I called the mayor’s office for further clarification. They said:

I don’t see a single not-disgusting person anywhere.

Fuck these guys.

Did the Corvette still have Florida plates on it?

Still easier then changing a head light bulb on a new car.

Saw this on Pinterest, so I thought I’d try it myself. Nailed it.

Absolutely nothing.

I did nazi that one coming!

In Saudi Arabia they just ride flying carpets or monkeys that have been turned into elephants right?

I laughter-cried at the Louis CK one...the drawing about the boat...LOL

A website that does as you describe launces in July, aand it says so on the bottom of every page of their tables

lazy millennial.

When did Ferrari start making plane engines ?

In addtion of running him down, the Mustang driver may face charges for not providing first aids to the victim.