Is Russia a big Florida or is Florida a small Russia?

Cars dropped = 1

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Real Droid-Heads don’t go in for these generic parts. Gotta have matching numbers on your Astromech or else you look like some scruffy looking nerf-herder at the local star-ship show

Reportedly, he then confessed to killing a guy with a trident.

Who knew that Porsche secretly collaborated with Ferrari on the 993.

Just too many miles on her. Like my first wife. #BOOM!

Isn’t it crazy BMW went 30 years from e3 to e39 and now we are at G30. It took 5 years to burn through the Fs. At this rate they will run out of letters in the next 10 years.

And she would have gotten away with it, hadn’t it been for these meddling police!

Are we sure the elephant’s name isn’t Donald Trunk?

This is easily the most interesting thing that’s ever happened at any auto show.

Perfection. The VW mechanic’s uniform, the cardboard labeled cheat box and the commentary “Mr. Müller says it’s okay as long as no one finds out.”

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

Malaise for days.

Dude is 69 years old and doing 300+ mph, I feel like a loser

Infiniti drivers are the worst. I always wondered why they chose such an anonymous and non-incredible marque, too. The G-coups are the worst; it’s like they were too dignified to find a Civic Si to ruin, but too well-informed to find a fifth-owner 3 series.

Not too long ago, I had an Infiniti G35 cut me off and then brake check me down to 35 before taking off while I was doing at least 70 in a 55 in the left lane of the Capital Beltway and I was actively passing cars.