Half Life 3 confirmed.

Everyone keeps looking for bizarre theories about what they're but has anyone else thought it might just be a really bored french guy going 'I know what will really fuck with people's heads'.

I guarantee you that it's YouTube fighting back. Learning how to speak, gaining sentience. The hubris of man, thinking we could control it.

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You 'avin a laff sunshine?

I'll whack you in the gabber! Swear on me mum!

You takin the piss mate?

Meanwhile at the bottom of the slide :

"Did you know that TF2 wasn't always a hat simulator or whatever other craziness they do now. It USED to be a fun FPS / Competitive FPS!"

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Star Wars Room!

Just take a handful on your way out.

Yay, he's back! And he's brought friends!

Do I win?

Don't be silly, it would probably be "Where's my midichlorians? With Ernie the Ewok".

I'm sorry people, we're shelving 1313, Disney has taken over so we're moving all assets to the 'Ewok Adventure Fun Time in Gungan Land!' game.

FUCK YO CAKE

Investors rarely get their money back from failed projects. That's one of the risks of investing.