Me too.

I’m in, and James May is my god.

The heavier the car, the more resistance it has to a change in velocity. The Fiat doing the hitting and having very little mass has the biggest velocity change to do and the least amount of mass to resist that.

Small cars also have to have more dramatic crumple zones to absorb damage because the distance from the…

Came here to say this. Crumple zones and a hot engine in front means the car doing the rear-ending is usually the one that looks worse off, but in reality it was supposed to do that.

The comments section is where Gawker writers learn about their topics

I’m no accident expert, but aren’t cars designed nowadays to crumple in the front as that FIAT did? If the car isn’t crumpling, then the drivers and passengers are absorbing the energy from the impact. Looks like the front of the FIAT just slid under the Volvo, hence why the Volvo’s bumper is fine. The seating…

Cop pulled me over and saw how i was struggling with Student Debt.

This sounds like my grandpa. When he passed away shortly after retiring from the state patrol, so many people our family didn’t know came to pay their respects and share stories of things he did for them that my grandfather never told anyone about.

Police Officer puts a father to shame in front of his daughter, forces the father to drive to WalMart to support big corporations.

Pretty sure he got the tint done a while back ago.

He also mentioned something about the old car seat being done. So, he probably had a car seat at one point. Seems like he’s just fallen on hard times.

If he was an asshat, the cop probably wouldn't have helped him out like he did.

Retitle it and you’ll get it there.

The comment section on jezebel or gawker is going to be an absolute shit cannon between the people who respect the police and the idiots who hate the police and think this was staged

Considering that all the comments about the officer are positive, it’s definitely yet to hit Gawker.

what’s the likelihood this gets cross-posted to Gawker? I’m bettin’ not much.

“Don’t tell the Captain I didn’t ticket the driver for the tinted windows.”

Matthew 6:4 - so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Whatever, you just don’t understand millennials.

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

See where writing autographs in college eventually leads you?