One of the guests is a xenobotanist who will recognize the alien flowers and inadvertently, after too much champagne, reveal the bride’s true job as the undercover Earth-side director of NASA’s secret base on Europa. Keep that bouquet, Agent Lectu.

yeah I didn’t do it and NO ONE noticed. Seriously I didn’t get a single person who asked about it. Keep em fed, drunk and busy and no one cares.

I JUST WANNA GET IN THE MINDS OF THE MINDS THAT YOUR MOM HAS APPARENTLY GOTTEN INTO

Many brides smuggle drugs in their bouquets. Would be far too expensive and illegal to toss.

“I’m not saying you have to do it or anything, but I am saying that people are going to be wondering why you don’t.”

You have you wedding on Halloween, and you love it! The best wedding I’ve attended so far was a reception-only party on Halloween. The couple had a very small destination wedding a few months before, followed by a huge costume party on Halloween. It was perfect, both for the couple and for our circle of friends.

Rock out with the Halloween wedding. My parents got married on Halloween eve (so I could trick or treat the next night), in a Methodist church- my dad being a recovering Catholic and my mother a high holy day Jew- by a drunk Catholic priest. We went through 4 kegs of beer at the reception and people dressed up,…

I got married on Halloween too and people still ask me (almost 23 years later) why. And I say because I wanted to. It was a ton of fun, enjoy yours!!!

And sometimes there just isn’t a reason. “Um, because that’s what I like?”

Ah yes, if I was any "type of bride" it was Lazy Bride. I got constant questions from certain people and my answer was always, "I don't know" because I didn't want to deal with it and I certainly didn't want to talk about it!

I have a story about working with AC that's not restaurant related, but it's pretty bad, just in the opposite way.

Ugh this totally reminds me of this time about a year ago..

I worked at Applebee's for almost three years in my hometown of about 22,000 people. I was working full time as a hostess and the to-go server, and was also working full time in our local junior high school in a classroom for troubled kids. I'd get to the school at 7:00 in the morning, work until 3:30, go home, change…

Honestly? The espresso guy? That's the kind of thing that wears me down. People who aren't being rude or anything per se, but just that kind of "sigghhhh...." question over and over and OVER during a multiple hour shift. You don't mind it once, or twice, but after weeks of having to explain basics it feels like you're…

I used to work the fry section for Wagamama in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley. In those days, both of the most popular menu items (ie. the most Western-friendly) were from the fry section. Wagamama didn't take reservations, it was all walk-ins. One Wednesday night, four school groups walked in at the same time. On…

I think it'll depend a lot on your region, and how much you want them to do. Ozarks or Manhattan? Just makeup? Makeup and hair? Makeup, hair, and nails?

Pepperoni on pizza is like stained sweatpants, which coincidentally is what people who eat it are wearing.

That's the best/worst part of finding gross things... Is eyefucking everyone in the vicinity to see if you can suss out who is the pooper.

YESSSSSS. She was combining two things! People in the comments who are defending her might make the same mistakes, but if they are reasonable humans they would just provide clarification instead of burst a blood vessel in the drive through. But they are two different drinks; she had a 50-50 chance and even if she…