I used to say that I wasn’t in shape enough to start working out at the gym. In the same vein, comic book shops can be a really intimidating atmosphere for new fans.

For the record, there is nothing wrong with either of these. If your first foray into comics is inspired because you enjoy the movies, great! If you want to do a ton of back-research by reading actual comics that inspired the movies before you go to see them, great! It means you’re at the local comic shop supporting…

My local store owner kicks people out. It’s glorious. If you can’t be respectful, you’ve overstayed your welcome.

Fuck you.

THAT FACE. Oh my god. She looks so delightfully bitchy.

NUBBIN!

Dude, if it’s not LA or NYC, you’re a slack jawed, uneducated, uncultured yokel. DON’T YOU KNOW?

As a native Kentuckian (who once even spent a year working with George Clooney’s sister), let me politely invite you to go fuck yourself.

I think maybe it’s intended to be satire and isn’t quite there.

Whatever you were going for with the tone and voice of this article did not work.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

“As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide.”

Because that’s the important thing we should be taking from this article. Thank you for showing us what truly matters.

In this episode of Gawker Grammar Police, TheAngryMob feigns indignation over semantics instead of realizing the semiotic relevance of a tragic event and gets to eat humble pie for their ignorance.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Part of the story is that they’ve been together TEN YEARS. A lifetime in K-Pop terms.

All the umbrellas in London couldn’t hide my love for Tracy.

You’d better recognize.

Yep. They sit on you at night and try to steal your breath hoping you'll die so they can feast on your corpse.