@Cher_Horowitz: I'll help What fuckers. Great job (both you and her)!

Actually, it's kinda funny. I am marrying the guy I wanted from when I was nineteen. To be fair, we've both grown up a lot and changed in several ways, but...maybe we're something miraculous? (I like to think so.)

...where are cookies in all of this?

@Princess Leela: Right there with you. Hearted as a fellow pie/cat person!

1. Use my treadmill at least three times a week.

@la.donna.pietra: I'm mostly amused by the science books....

@la.donna.pietra: Want an even bigger "ho shit" read?

@the_claude: I remember seeing them and pointing them out to my boyfriend. "Wait until Jezebel sees these."

I can't hate on Kat simply because of the tragedy that claimed her cat. :( Sorry.

@lalie (apologetic mess): Funny story: eating fried chicken on Christmas is a Japanese tradition too!

@hellosunshine: If I see Country Strong, it's for the bizarre hope that Leighton's character would totally out-do Gwennie. I love that girl way too much to be healthy.

Sigh. And I still can't get my Mom to e-mail.

@o-line: SO MUCH RAGE!

@sportz.star: Agreed. I will hate this movie forever for stealing Best Picture from Saving Private Ryan.

@BrookeD: Sign me up for the not-sheltered-never-smoked club! I'll make us bracelets!

@hellosunshine: Right there with you! The sauce is VILE!

@leesie: I'm almost 28 and I never did any of this stuff either. I don't consider myself sheltered at all, especially since I lived three of those years in Japan by myself.

I have a wedding coming up soon. If any of y'all are eager to create an original address call me! <3

@Deeba: This is me exactly!

@TheFormerJuneBronson: That, or maybe some people just don't have the joy in food that others do?