I fell the fuck out at Cinnabon 😂😂😂😂

The truth is right there, but the people propping up Cheetolini have a lot of practice in not acknowledging obvious truths.

HE HAS EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA. How is everyone blind to the obvious?

My dearest Martha,

What, you guys don’t remember the famous London Bombing Campaign of 1782? It was a response to the Bowling Green Massacre.

I literally just dismissed one. There’s no end to their mewling about “but what about the source material?!?1" The source material didn’t have singing crustaceans or musical numbers in it, but I don’t see these lame fucks complaining about that 🙄 They need to just admit that they’re mad that a Black woman got a great…

When you think of the Carribean, you don’t think of white people, so these racists should get a history lesson.

It’s like these idiots have NEVER heard “Under the Sea”.

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

I suspect that one reason they cast a black Ariel is because they realized that the vaguely Caribbean feel to the ocean world (and the vaguely Calypso beats to some of the songs) would seem less problematic if they had black people as the ruling cast of this aquatic Caribbean undersea nation.

White people, just go out and buy a Klan outfit instead of complaining about “political correctness”. The euphemism has become completely transparent and meaningless.

People in the south don’t learn what the civil war was really about:

“I just don’t get why african americans have such an issue with a symbol of the south’s heritage.”

A Confederate Flag bumper sticker is dumb. A whole goddamn Confederate Flag sticking out the back of your car/truck is a full blown endorsement and a straight up Fuck Y’all to anyone with an ounce of civility. Damn.

They’re not even just Southern. I’m from GA, been in Michigan for about seven years now. Had a girlfriend for a minute until I met her dad at Thanksgiving dinner. He was exactly like that. IDFW her anymore. 

See, he doesn’t support slavery.

This seems like that classically southern version of racism where people believe that you can be “proud of your southern heritage” by flying a Confederate flag and also “not be racist” because you’re not actively killing Black people. There’s also a subset of virulent racists who fly the flag and have legitimate…

“Listen y’all, I don’t support Nazi-ism or genocide, I just think the swastika is a neat shape and my little cousin gave me that sticker and I wanna display it.”

That’s when Zeke—the most useless husband since M’Baku in Us—interrupts.

“My little siblings bought it from a flea market. I don’t support slavery and neither do my siblings,” he told Yahoo. “But I am not going to take it down when my siblings asked me to fly it. If [the family] wants to take offense, they can.”