“I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors but I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor; and when I die I expect to find him laughing..”

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

C’mon dude, it’s easy, Super educated Black male Hawaiian muslim, born in Kenya. 

Also, on top pf everything else she is apparently totally unqualified for her job:

RIP america 1776-2016

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

Trump can’t read. Won’t read

No, no, he still is. Just, uh, they involve being in the President’s bedroom without any briefs on.

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

I cannot be the only one to see the resemblance here....

The infuriating part of this story is that the Obama administration sat on their hands while they knew this was happening. We needed Obama, seated at his desk on prime time television, addressing the nation and alerting us that foreign powers were manipulating our election in an unprecedented way. Who cares about how…

Ugh. Come on. Really? If you haven’t finished watching, why go on a Westworld article? The very fact that it discusses Westworld IS A SPOILER WARNING.

Just to follow up and COMPLETELY ruin your day, at the end of the Titanic the boat sinks and most of the people die.

Get the fuck over it, cry baby.

White people problems, mother fukker.

So use the goddamn included lightning adaptor, which is included with the phone.

Every park has a room with three seashells.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.