“fast girls”

I’m sorry for the following. But I must vent.

My mechanic today was trying to tell me how savvy Trump is. Told him about the Taiwan phone call, his response was “Well who cares if China gets pissed off?”

It’s Trump, the most famous “con-artist” in the world. And his biggest con still fooled millions. Sad.

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

I wonder if the transcript that the Pakistani’s released is his script for all his calls. “You have a fantastic country, fantastic people, highly intelligent!?”

Ari Fleischer, former White House Press Secretary under GW Bush:

To anyone thinking about going to the gym after reading this article, but you’re afraid of what others will think of you, just remember, you may be the fattest most out of shape person in the building, but you’re much better off than all the people sitting at home!

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ending is exactly what I want.

She’s not going to complain because she’s not a liberal, but she does want you to know that only 25% of the interview made it to air. Not that she’s complaining.

That stat should have been unpacked. If he had even repeated it back to her, slowly, he would have seen how it doesn’t pass the smell test. A quick google says 126 police were killed compared to 807 alleged criminals. It takes a lot of alt right gymnastics to wind up with her numbers.

Wow. I went from “who’s that?” to “holy shit I hope she dies in a fire” in record time.

She is the living embodiment of a shart.

why are the white women who “don’t see color” always looking like they fell asleep in a tanning bed tho

Best take away: “I don’t see color.”