I’ve been working in the news biz for over 15 years. This kind of horse shit happens ALL THE TIME. Assholes call in to complain about what an anchor or meteorologist is wearing, or that they mispronounced a difficult word during the news.

I’m not saying it was “foul play”, but we should be checking to see if Morris Day has been sighted in Minnesota. At the very least, make sure he has a credible alibi.

How do vaccines cause autism?

Properly worn at your next kegger frat party.

I think Bill is holding her wigs hostage so she doesn’t open her mouth.

If I want the best. I just order from Christopher Elbow Chocolates.

Still do.

Nose job. Chin job. Cheek job. Blow Job? - Joan would be proud of that one.

Love that light glint off the buster sword. Tasty.

I’ve worked at various local news stations throughout my career, and you would be amazed at how many viewers complain about petty shit like this.

I’d eat that.

Love the reports! Keep ‘em coming!

“You know the thing about a Cosby, he’s got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye.”

Trigger words!

Actually make sense.

Porn-stashe Kraven. Nice.

Wait, $20 for current Funko Pops!?? Absolutely criminal.

Black Jesus for the win!

The whole time I’m thinking, “Wait, is that a metal unicorn horn strap-on?”. Oh AHS, what will you think of next?

Second-hand vapor poses no health issues. You can’t get a “contact-high” from vapor. But, she should have asked permission first. It’s only polite.