(i’m sure this is what his victims saw right before they blacked out)

Jesse Eisenberg can only play “Jesse Eisenberg” in every movie he is in. He cannot act, and he needs to STFU. Fuck Jesse Eisenberg.

Proud to have married the most prolific serial-rapist in the world.

“So, I raped a few hundred women. What’s the big deal?”

One-size-fits-some = pretentious bitch

Is that an alien in your pocket....?

Oh, NOW you’re pretending to have the “downs”. Too late!

Charles is just jealous. No one wants to let him suck their dick.

A woman sitting on my face until she has an orgasm is far more satisfying to me than her giving me a blowjob. Remember kids, sometimes it's better to give than receive.

Just moved to MN, and I approve this video.

South Korea: Let it Go.

Your local head-shop. Duh.

Maybe a "casting couch".

I'll help you with that "hard" part. ;)

I thought all those things were "flavor enhancements".

Even after she is gone, the parents STILL can't respect her by using her preferred gender in a "grieving statement". They'll never understand the irony that THEY were the ones who needed therapy the whole time.

The messenger ALWAYS gets shot. That's why no one delivers the message anymore.

Got a speeding ticket in AZ back in 1991. Forgot about it until 2009 when it suddenly appeared on my CA DMV sheet when trying to renew my license like I always have. Despite contacting AZ court, it's still my record causing my license to be suspended. 1991? Seriously??

Honestly, I would rather see this consensual (hopefully) act than a mugging, beating or other brutality. Go team rim!