Perfect.

I think it's been since the invention of the spare bedroom that people have been trying to have sex with their lodgers. Pretty sure there's a ton of Victorian novels about that.

I’m hoping for those caftans to at least be Lacroix!

Ginuwine.

I think the point is that you’re supposed to assume it’s going to be something reassuring/childish and instead you get one of the hottest, most sex-inducing songs of all time.

Can we please not make “comparing things that are not blackface to blackface” a thing? I generally support the sentiment of this boycott but that’s just offensive. Don’t try to prop up your own arguments by using shock tactics, it’s like the people that compare everything to hitler. It’s lazy(like the writing in this…

hiring a cis actor to play a non-binary individual

Wrong Todd. You’re thinking of Solondz.

How do slatterns who don’t hoover behind the sofa find music?

My stove plays music! It makes sense because I’m always in the kitchen. It sounds like the ringtone of a classic Nokia phone but I'm a lady so what do I care?

Burt i want my cookie!!!!!!!