Hot dogs are basically soylent green!

It’s got a decent beat that you can dance to....

Sorry but my vote goes to Conchita Wurst!! (He’s a sweet transvestite)

Elsie Otter? I see a bright career in performance art in her future... that or burlesque!

Idris Elba as a rent boy? Is that why I should know him??

I’m a tummy rub top!!

It sounds like the soundtrack for a fairly painless root canal!

I once spent a month in Buffalo ... I seem to remember it was a Tuesday!!

I told her she was spending too much on all those spray-on tan sessions!!

“the palace not only sent it back, they included a note politely asking that he and Kim stop contacting the royals.”

There’s a show! “Between Two Worlds”!!

Girls just want to have fun but men just want to go SPLAT!!

Sue the bastard!

Third Times The Charm!