I don't mean to be offensive, but is this not considered some sort of mental illness? How does one have a "relationship" with an inanimate object? Isn't the very word "relationship" indicative of an interaction between two or more people?

@MissFiFi: I will GLADLY give money to support that!

Hahaha incredible!!!

Alexander McQueen,

Great, Sherri. Now Heidi's going to get WAY more surgeries. I hope you're happy.

Um, I LOVE this woman. Kelly, I want to work for you!

Oh Elisabeth! You don't make your point any better because you get LOUDER. Shut up! Calm yourself! Hearing you shout is like listening to a chicken that's being strangled.

I am disgusted.

@midwestdesigner: but it's so "real"!

@tonilost: i thought so.

I cannot STAND Giuliana. She is self-centered, ridiculous, and asks the stupidest questions when she interviews on the red carpet. Let's all try to forget what a disaster she made of herself while "interviewing Anna Kendrick"...aka screaming for attention from George Clooney. Who likes this woman?

@miniminx: that's "loud".

UGHHH! I had neighbors like this. They had load, screaming sex every night at 4am. It made me sleep deprived and really angry. I'm all for hot, loud sex, but I'm also into being courteous to my neighbors. Jail seems crazy, but fines would do.

HAHAH! I love that they are recommending designers. Tory Burch...UGH. Only if you want giant, gross labels on the toes of your shoes.

@Kessica: Hahaha awesome! I want my checklist to win. It includes skinny tailored pants and James Dean leather jackets.

I love Kirsten and her little feline teeth. Hot.

@Pennyfeather: Argh! I was reading a magazine in a coffee shop, and this guy came up to me and said "You know, those magazines will mess with your mind". I stared at him blankly for too many seconds and said "Um...Dwell? Dwell Magazine will mess with my mind?". He assumed I was reading Cosmo. Annoyed.

Well, I consider God a supernatural reference, so who's offensive now? Eh? EH!?

@Abra: HAHA! very good :D

Ah yes. Nothing like a "Climate Douche" to rain on your parade.