I'm the Mary!!!!!

Slut Machine, I share your bowel distress. I have seriously considered packing a can of OUST in my suitcase on trips before, so that is what I am suggesting to you! Also, try doing some fiber therapy before you go. Go to a health food store and get some bottled L. acidophilus...I recommend "Kyo•Dophilus" which I found…

HAHAH! American you are incredible!

I've taken many a pole dancing class. Sorry, but there is no true 'working out' involved. Your arms are a little sore the next day. Try the treadmill.

I like the dress! Those dirty little feet of hers however...

Hey DAVE! Jezebel doesn't exist for you- CLEARLY. GO AWAY!

@UnSeelie.: I thought so too!

If I don't eat breakfast I eat ten million horrible things before lunch.

HAHAH! I hate you Elizabeth!

Hahahahaha! Gavin you're a good sport!

HAHAHA this is the WORST photo shoot concept EVER!

This is ridiculous. Why is everything on Oprah depicted as an epidemic?

@Samanthrax: oh god, that came to my mind also : /

This is disgusting and shameful.

Gross. I hate that society presses into women that our vaginas smell bad. If you are healthy and clean your vag should not need plastic flowers!!!!

I love them too (glasses). They are a classic, and classics never die.

I would never be OK with someone other than myself breast feeding my child. That is a bond I would want to share with my child, and nobody else. I don't think that it is wrong for anyone else to do (safely) , but I wouldn't do it.

@aabbbiee:

None of these surgeries will make this girl love herself enough.

I LOVED this book!