“Welcome to the Los Santos International Auto Show!”

He should have sold. $11 billion for nothing is amazing. What a magician. Company isn’t worth that at all.

Maserati Boomerang interior has to be a front runner

you really need to expand your world and try to drive a Prius.... it really is the same stupidity.

Lamboat (dude).

So you’re telling me it’s a great project car, and I should buy it.

The brilliance of Veyron is the fact that it is faster than anything with wheels while having all that luxury stuff inside. Strip it down to bare bones, and it will be faster than a rocket.

Actors aren't people. Fact.

It seems petty, but Chevy is never going to have a "premium" interior until they get rid of that damn green gauge/dash lume. Nothing screams mid 90's GM quite like that specific shade of green, and reminds me of awful cars of a bygone era.

"Giuseppe, you know why I like to be a track marshal?"

Has anybody actually done a study to figure out whether anyone actually wants a self driving car?

I’m glad Volkswagen sells SO MANY cars to Americans that their dealers can willingly drive customers away like this. (Yes, that was sarcasm.)

“HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH“

I’m going to use this post as an opportunity to tell you that since you sent me your book I’ve been reading at a one-chapter-per-poop rate, and the constant laughter has worked WONDERS for my bowel movements.

Absolutely to be driven in. Otherwise, it's like driving any other S. Except it's the size of a small yacht and feels like piloting a V12 barcalounger.

People in the know know. Others just see a douche driving a limo.

Feet up on the dash.

Do something annoying (Like smoke), THEN ask if it’s okay.

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

Sometimes I start thinking I am cool. Then I see a guy drifting a tractor and realize I was delusional.