plus you can fuck in them

Wagons are fast and fun

The sedan is not more fuel efficient http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/Find.do?ac…

I like wagons for a few reasons:

In my long, sad years of staying up late and searching CarMax inventory, I don't think I can recall seeing a vehicle that so desperately needed a warranty like the Jaguar S-Type R. I'm stunned they even offer this car, which is known primarily for two things: 400 horsepower, and constant breakdowns. I know there are…

I got a used '09 SLK55 AMG from Carmax a year and a half ago and the MaxCare warranty has paid for itself four times over with all the work done by the Mercedes dealership. A classic love/hate relationship. It's kind of ridiculous really.

Ah hem. Dear sir,

I agree, the M235i seems amazing but I'd have the 1M. It had a pretty small production run so it's rare. It's a "real" M car too. It will be a classic! (especially with that color lol)

Buy a new Mercedes... The day the warranty expires sell it to Carmax, immediately buy it back with warranty, praise the sweet 8 pound 9 once baby Jesus that the coil pack that's about to blow is now covered again.

Dear Doug,

But since you probably won't reach 125,000 miles in five years, consider the 75,000-mile plan: it's just $2,989.

But my desire to have something doesn't always corrolate with rational and realistic concerns.

I really like this vehicle.

Straw Driver: "I wrapped my '09 Beigemobile Sport around a lamp! I'm suing!"

WHERE THE HELL ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE CAR CONTROL IF NOT IN ANY EMPTY, PERFECTLY SAFE MALL PARKING LOT?!?!

Where can I get that shirt?

Sounds not crazy enough... should swap on some EL headers like this one

I want to see Mythbusters tackle that one.

Spend some time hooning (safely) in an empty parking lot, it's fun and teaches you a lot about controlling your car during a slide and how it handles in various conditions (i.e. ice, snow, slush, etc).

We had a couple members of our car club who were new to RWD cars in the snow, and just snow in general, so we took…