Popular opinion: The 124 looks way better than the slant eye Miata.

“I need a part.”

I love to fit shit in my Abarth that everyone standing around watching damn well knows will not fit in that thing.

It looked sooooo much better for the UK market Vauxhall Chevette. Especially with a bit of air dam going on.

Except it has too many doors.

I don’t remember preciesly, but it was either this:

I dig the color. Green on any car in 2006 was uncommom.

Clearly this is a ritual to summon Lucas, the Lord of Darkness.

Your disguise is up, you didn’t apologize.

So how on earth did he go from this perfection:

Tecccchnically I should have said “when the speed is least” or “when the velocity is closest to zero.”

Because “when velocity is least” could be when the car is in reverse depending on the coordinate system.

^This clarification is only going to matter to that ONE enginerd out there who’s got too much time on his/her…

Fire up your Lancia Fulvia, it’s time to start the day!

Need for Speed taught me all about these beauties, and I’m pretty sure Nicolas Cage is pointing at a 550 when doing his “self-indulgent weiners” line in Gone in 60 Seconds. That line is pretty ironic now, considering that any 550 you’d see out and about is probably owned by a connoisseur and not a new-money whatever.

For those old enough to remember the real Mini

Looks like a Wartburg to me.

I’ll take mine with a Range Rover-y rear end, thanks.

That B-pillar looks a lot like a mid-to-late 80s Mazda B-series. Maybe that’s where the doors came from too.

I’m pretty sure the doors are off a Mazda B2200 pickup truck (or any of the other old B series trucks).

I’m rather fond of how they solved the “hard plastic where you would touch the dash” problem with my car.