All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

Nissan Frontier would like a word.  Also anyone else breaking the half priced condoms thing down in their head? I think I’d go the full price condoms I mean presumably I just got paid so I’d have the liquidity and half priced goods of such importance from such a dubious source?

I need better friends.

Good for them. I’d hate to live next to a junkyard too.

American tradition seems to be that Republicans take power, transfer a whole bunch of money to themselves and their friends, then take a dive in the election to let a Democrat president take the pain of rebuilding while the Repubs grandstand and throw mud. Rinse and repeat.

Accord Coupe

Absolutely not a clue. 

If you’re amazed that the Police completely tossed common sense and decency out the window during a traffic stop...have I got a few other stories for you

LOL!

A Jeep Wrangler is designed to mount obstacles, and it seems to be working as designed. There are a lot of reasons a wrangler should never be driven above 55 miles per hour, this is just one of them.  

$753,950 at 4.25% for 84 months is only $10,392 a month. The finance guy is gonna tell you that the third-party warranty, windshield warranty, tire warranty, and extra scotchguard seat protectant will only bump your payment up to $10,409 a month so you might as well agree to that. 

It’s those kinds of discounts that keep me coming back to these reputable dealers.

At the listed $753,950, it’s a little iffy... but the $3,950 discount puts it squarely in NP territory.

I find myself wondering how the speedometer needle breaks. The only thing I can think of is it breaks while you’re rolling back the odometer.

Wells said the officer “was mistaken when it came to the store’s policy prohibiting masks” and it was “the one error” made in the incident.

I am not super convinced a pickup would be much better in this accident.

The bed might stop the first two layers of bricks but the upper layers are still joining the driver in the front.

I think we all realize that trucks are necessary for lots of jobs, and are thankful for their utility.

This is a bad take.

Now every movie scene like this has been justified.

That’s a Buick Regal TourX and you can’t convince me otherwise...