mini4me
mini4me
mini4me

Nice price or crack pipe is irrelevant. As patriotic Jalopniks we must purchase this truck if not actually then in spirit. Why? To prevent it from becoming a jihadi command car. Your country needs you.

Cutting back your protein is pretty silly. You know how many calories are in 3 ounces of chicken breast? Like 120. So just eat your 6 ounces. You’ll be better off than if you cut it out. And do some resistance training!

Torch met Kanye. It’s like Elvis meeting Godzilla. That shit don’t happen every day.

But the back of the car sticks OVER the white lined box!! See, they were saying, “Think outside the box!” This is subtlety at it’s best!

“it’s missing something... Shine a light up its ass?”

I was about to post this similar pic of an Impala and a Monte Carlo, but you beat me to it.

Something something, smog, something, Prius.

holy shit, that’s a ‘93? that looks straight out of the late 70’s.

I’m going with the Ford Excursion. Last made in 2005, it was the biggest SUV on the market and its end-run coincided with skyrocketing gas prices post-Katrina and also ushered in the era of the small SUV and CUV. Sure, big behemoths are still made, but (to my knowledge) none are as big as this and the popularity has

The ND Miata, the last car to be reviewed by Top Gear as we knew it.

I think its more the passing in the break down lane while traffic is merging directly ahead.

The 1981 Cadillac V8-6-4 engine. It featured cylinder deactivation allowing it to run on 4, 6, 0r 8 cylinders depending on power needs. The engine itself worked great but the deactivation system suffered major problems, mostly related to insufficient processing speed and capability with the onboard computer system.

Heroic.

This is a Cadillac station wagon. Not a hearse. A station wagon. A real, honest to goodness, coach built, Cadillac station wagon. I was gonna write a lovely tribute and enter the Cadillac Fleetwood Talisman, and I still might, but then I found this on Ebay.

They have this machine at Headquarters somewhat by my work... and a full bar.

Spy Hunter.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

How lucky is this guy to be alive?!

Latest reports from the crash seem to indicate that the cause of the accident were tire pressures that were found to be .075 lower than the manufacturer recommended.

We need like a fishing line or something.