Clearly they’re saving room for a bigger, better, crunchier, tastier slideshow down the road.

You say tomato, I say this dude’s ejaculating on peanut butter...

I’d like to think that, in the 21st century, people would be literate enough to know that, the moment you compare your business associate to Humbert fucking Humbert, is probably the moment you STOP doing business with them.

As well as ceiling droppings, kids diddling the spout to get free samples and supermarket pests stomping in it like Italian wine makers!

A husband and wife were getting intimate when the wife retorts, “Don’t go down on me I’m starting my period!” The husband cheekily replies, “Don’t worry honey doesn’t bother me none. Kinda’ kinky!”

Mid coitus, they hear the bell ring. The husband goes down stairs to answer the door and there is the postman standing in…

Would be curious to see if the rankings hold for crunchy peanut butter

How about we have whatever money is awarded to the VI in this case also go directly to the victims?

Just like we saw Sandusky and Nasser, this does not happen in a bubble. Powerful men get away with this shit because they have lackeys supporting them at every step.

Skippy over JIF? Skippy is more sugar than peanut butter. I’ll have to try that Teddie peanut butter, but until then, JIF remains supreme.

JIF! Hands down is the best peanut butter!!!

Hard to argue...some things that are mass-produced really are just damn good - peanut butter being one of them. Skippy or Jiff are just solid, reliable, and like Heinz ketchup, Guiness Stout, or Crunch Berries are just how one imagines it to taste. 

That chart, while mathematically correct to the actual report and table 14, is also skewed to promote a specific agenda, leaving out crucial contextual pieces of information.

Has to be convicted first. Being Floriduh, it could go either way at trial.

Nazis defending Nazis. Checks out.

While these two awful people are devoting so much time to being awful toward each other, that’s time they’re not spending on being awful toward others. So at least there’s that.

At five paces.

They should settle it like real American women, with assault rifles at dawn

Just a quick reminder that the house GQP couldn’t elect a speaker and commence the 118th congress on time, but they sure could remove the magnetometers that screened for guns entering the chamber.

“little bitch.”