-Right, so this guy + the giant robot battle guys = Mobile Fighter G Gundam.... excellent.

I’m 29, and I’ve been playing Mega Man since I was 2. My name is “Minecraft Kerik” because when I created the account, I was doing a Minecraft mod with my wife, and my name on the MC forums is Kerik. My first post on Kotaku was literally to promote our mod. Outside of a few blocky creations and testing to see how much…

Yep, you’re a stubborn asshole like most anti-piracy types. This is why discussion will never happen, and why pirates will just continue unabated because fuck you people.

Wow... you didn’t write anything correct in that entire post.

Wrong about what there buddy? That’s an awfully big blanket statement, and considering I’ve been playing Mega Man longer than you’ve probably been alive, I’m well qualified to look at the most recent trailers and go “Yep, looks like Mega Man”. Yep, it looks like fucking Mega Man. Haven’t played it, but it LOOKS like…

By gosh a Mega Man game where you move forward and shoot things? I CAN SEE WHY YOU PEOPLE ARE MAD!! o_o Seriously, have you ever actually played Mega Man? Walk shoot slide jump slide shoot shoot shoot walk walk slide jump shoot shoot. I don’t know what you all were expecting when “The Mega Man guy” said he wanted to…

Yes because theft of a physical object and piracy are clearly the same thing. Save for the part where a copy of the game doesn’t disappear from the world if you download it.

This right here is some specious bullshit reasoning. “You managed to afford one nice thing, so you CLEARLY can afford games, fuck you” Or... or, and here’s a thought, someone bought them a console/gaming PC, or it was a “tax-time special” where you can afford to go out and buy something a little stupid once a fucking…

So... essentially the complaints that people have are that they don’t understand game development, the idea of a beta, or what “concept” means?

Explain this, because the most recent footage I’ve seen of the game looks like solid Mega Man action... which is what I was promised. I’m not sure why there are so many people butthurt about MN9... like, the Mega Man dude is making Mega Man, what the fuck did you people expect?

Sorry to have offended the 13 of you who keep that show on the air, but it’s just not my cuppa. I don’t take to the internet to demand that it be taken off the air though, I just stopped watching it. To everyone else, you’re entitled to your opinion, just short of saying something shouldn’t exist because you don’t…

Oh Simpsons... you are the target of such hatred these days. Lemme help you guys out here: A bad episode of The Simpsons is still better than a good episode of anything reality TV has to offer, American Dad, Family Guy or that god awful Bob’s Burgers. The WORST episode of The Simpsons is still better than the last 3…

On the flipside, trolls are using this same tactic to keep normal people from playing in a few rare instances. It’s entirely possible to grab an unconscious player, drag them into a metal cage, and have your tribe tranq them when they try to kill themselves/break out.

Spec your character for speed and health, around 130% speed allows you to outrun most of the dinos in the game, especially through brush and boulders. 150% health + armor means you can take 4 or 5 chomps off a rex at 1.0 difficulty (cloth counts as armor, for the record).

You do realize that ARK is early access right? It’s not even technically a game yet, it’s a beta. Turn the difficulty up, slow the level curve and play on hardcore. That t-rex will seem a lot more fucking intimidating when it takes 6 hours to get to the point where you can make a house and you lose that progress on…

o_o I don’t understand this comment and I direct you to my response to the other angry reply I got: Spark a blunt and chill the fuck out, it’s a fighting game and it doesn’t matter either way. I literally could not care less if they were naked and they were 90% tits, it doesn’t change the fact that all the characters…

Dude you need to spark a fucking blunt and chill out, then work on your reading comprehension. In the end, it doesn’t matter either way, it’s a fighting game, and the characters are, as I already put it, skins for different move sets. They could literally be giant jiggling boobs with arms and legs and it wouldn’t…

Well I assume a serious martial artist like Chun Li would use body tape for a variety of reasons, but for all but the most extreme movements a sports bra eliminates visible jiggle... these start-up animations would definitely not be “extreme”. Jumping and running during the match? Sure, but the movement is going to be…

No I getcha man, my wife has more issues with “popping out” of a normal bra than any sort of visible movement (some underwire weirdness, I think, and she has to do some pretty extreme movements for that to happen) ... they’re designed to do a job, and that job is keeping breasts in place. I was just making the case…

A female in a fighting tournament would probably have the forethought to put on a sports bra, which would, for all intents and purposes, eliminate any visible juggle and flatten the breasts to the chest. A female in a fighting tournament whose move-set involves going full upside-down for several seconds at a time…