It’s not just celebrity kids — this is how child support is calculated for everybody in family court. Thus often when a divorce happens, the expenses double (two households to support instead of one), yet the incomes of the parents have not changed.

Oh oh oh I finally figured it out! The monstrosity reminds me of H.P. Lovecraft’s references to “queer geometry”! In “At the Mountains of Madness” he describes “no architecture known to man or to human imagination” “monstrous perversions of geometrical laws” and “All of these febrile structures seemed knit together…

“Hi my name is Randy. I never use patriarchal language, I understand the dangers of being a woman, and I vow to do at least 30% of the household chores, want to go out?”

I know at least one other male gynecologist who has made comments similar to this. Along the lines of “oh you’re just beautiful down there” or, to a patient’s husband upon learning of negative STI testing during a pregnancy visit, “You really lucked out, she’s clean.” And this guy was a young provider. It’s not just…

Dude. Dude. I’m an OB/GYN. Higher birth rates are a good thing for me as a business owner. But dude. This tired argument, i.e. “the women of this nation need to have more babies,” is the hard bright signal of every failing, flailing, graying country in the world. If we want to support our population pyramid, we will…

My god I hope somebody, someday describes me in terms as cool as, “Bizarre and serpentine.”

I know!!! When they had the reveal of how the protein bricks are made, i was sure it would be people getting ground up in there, but when it was just roaches or whatever i felt deeply let down. But I’m kind of twisted, I guess.

Yeah, dude’s not addicted to sex. This wasn’t sex. This is assault. He’s addicted to assaulting women, to overpowering them, to humiliating them. There is no therapy for that. He’s just straight-up wired wrong.

What on earth. How is it even possible that this good Christian man doesn’t have a job, while Joel Osteen continues his reign of prosperity gospel BS?

I screech-cringed multiple times reading this post. Jesus Christ. Her rectum? No lube? My God.

OBs get sued. A lot. Most consider it an inevitability.

I got into OB exactly because of this — everyone, from the doctors to the nurses to the surgical techs, is a loud-mouthed, sassy, opinionated chick. The overt and mentally draining sexism and harassment that I encountered during other med school rotations just wasn’t there when I did my OB rotation. Yes, residency was…

The use of the intraabdominal morcellator was in fact banned by many hospitals. There are states where it is not available because doctors are required at abide by a ban in order to maintain their hospital privileges. Like so many women’s health issues, it always comes down to that — privileges. That is, if no one can…

Your description made me think of that SNL sketch “Baby Shower” and all of them talking about getting “the Cut”

Apparently it’s moms - literally. Middle class white women in their 40s and 50s who perhaps envision her as the perfect daughter they wish they had - polished, quiet, well-married, and saddled with two children. Rather than the queer, liberal, activated and furious pussyhat-wearing chicks that they actually spawned,…

Are we saying “architecting” now? I feel like I’m being trolled.

My take — juice in general is stupid. Just eat a damn piece of fruit and get some damn fiber. Drinking juice, whether it be cold-pressed or fresh-squeezed or sharted out of a $400 gadget, will not make you healthy.

Hahaha I thought the EXACT same thing when I saw that stat.

I just...can’t. I guarantee this man has seen only one vulva in his entire life. Vulvas and labia are different sizes. They are all different. They are as unique as your fingerprint. It is completely fucking idiotic to think that gluing them together is going to be some kind of one-size-fits-all solution.

Also, I will never be mature enough to not laugh at the name of the convention center that CPAC (and many other conservative meetings) are held at.